The Case of the Missing Misogynist
Other than the much reported Limbaugh Factor, the Hillary Clinton campaign for President seems to have benefited from the under reported absence of late of her own personal millstone William Jefferson (It’s all about my legacy) Clinton. Note to overly sensitive mainstream media supporters of Barak (Middle name not to be spoken of or written about) Obama: I used all three of the former President’s names.
Hillary has been conspicuous in her separation from her dearly beloved when appearing at events including those where victory celebration is in order. One can conclude that, unlike the other candidates from both parties, she remains separated as she does not have the luxury of having a spouse that she would not feel embarrassed to be out with in public.
What to make of this? For a man that craves being the center of attention as much as other multi-celled life forms crave food, air and sunlight this is an extra ordinary turn of events. Poor Hillary has suffered the slings and arrows thrown her way by William Jefferson Clinton (there I did it again). At least that is what her campaign would have you believe. Instead she walked clear-eyed into a politically motivated union designed only to achieve power and in its callous disregard for any of the traditional reasons for marriage would have made the Borgias blush with envy.
Hillary’s past inability to dissuade WJC (ok I’m tired of typing the three names already) from inserting his wingtips directly into his mouth has called into question her ability to stand up to Yugo Chavez and Mockmood I’ma Nut Job. Up to just recently, WJC has managed to chew through all manner of muzzles placed on him. What has Hillary done recently to change this situation? Or is it Hillary’s doing?
I am concerned that foul play may be afoot. Serious democrats (should they exist) must call for an investigation, the scope of which would leave no rock, stone, rock star, or stoned rock star unturned. Congress should hold public hearings and inquire as to whether the NYPD has dragged the Hudson River, covered the waterfront, and infiltrated singles bars. FEMA must be called in to explain its actions in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Karl Rove and various other members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy in general and the Bush Administration in particular must appear and explain themselves. Somebody must be held accountable and normal Congressional activity must be ground to a halt until those persons are identified.
We should not rest until we find the answers and bring those responsible to justice. Only then can we be proud of America and show the world we have regained the moral high ground.
Hillary has been conspicuous in her separation from her dearly beloved when appearing at events including those where victory celebration is in order. One can conclude that, unlike the other candidates from both parties, she remains separated as she does not have the luxury of having a spouse that she would not feel embarrassed to be out with in public.
What to make of this? For a man that craves being the center of attention as much as other multi-celled life forms crave food, air and sunlight this is an extra ordinary turn of events. Poor Hillary has suffered the slings and arrows thrown her way by William Jefferson Clinton (there I did it again). At least that is what her campaign would have you believe. Instead she walked clear-eyed into a politically motivated union designed only to achieve power and in its callous disregard for any of the traditional reasons for marriage would have made the Borgias blush with envy.
Hillary’s past inability to dissuade WJC (ok I’m tired of typing the three names already) from inserting his wingtips directly into his mouth has called into question her ability to stand up to Yugo Chavez and Mockmood I’ma Nut Job. Up to just recently, WJC has managed to chew through all manner of muzzles placed on him. What has Hillary done recently to change this situation? Or is it Hillary’s doing?
I am concerned that foul play may be afoot. Serious democrats (should they exist) must call for an investigation, the scope of which would leave no rock, stone, rock star, or stoned rock star unturned. Congress should hold public hearings and inquire as to whether the NYPD has dragged the Hudson River, covered the waterfront, and infiltrated singles bars. FEMA must be called in to explain its actions in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Karl Rove and various other members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy in general and the Bush Administration in particular must appear and explain themselves. Somebody must be held accountable and normal Congressional activity must be ground to a halt until those persons are identified.
We should not rest until we find the answers and bring those responsible to justice. Only then can we be proud of America and show the world we have regained the moral high ground.
posted by tovarich at 11:08 AM
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